Did I just embarrass myself? (Probably, but let’s obsess over it for 12 hours.)

Welcome to the official handbook for people who replay every conversation they've ever had like it's a humiliating movie they didn’t consent to star in.

If you’ve ever:
✔️ Rehearsed saying “here” before roll call.
✔️ Changed grocery store lines to avoid small talk.
✔️ Said “you too” when a waiter told you to enjoy your meal.
✔️ Sent a text, reread it 27 times, and still panicked…

Congratulations! You may be entitled to financial compensation (just kidding, but you will find this book painfully relatable).