Cooper's dead. But what's a nerd to do when Heaven doesn't believe in technology, and hell's hotter than an overclocked CPU? Panicking and running away back to Earth seems a perfectly logical reaction, especially since his beloved computer hasn't come with him. Of course, what to do then is a bit of a puzzle that only Linda can solve...

This is a very short book - novelette length - around 10 000 words or 40 (print) pages.

Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes, nerd-speak and Aussie insults. Not suitable for children.