Nanny Wanted!

Job: To look after three-year-old Caitlin — cute and cuddly, she’s in need of lots of tender loving care and mothering...

Special Qualifications: Matthew is looking for one nanny in particular — Caroline Smith. He’s a man with a mission and will stop at nothing to get his own way. So what is he looking for — a nanny, a mother, or is it perhaps a wife?

Live-in or daily? Live-in. A nanny who will be there day and night — if required.

Length of stay: Forever — marriage perhaps...

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