Mike's writing Offsetters, but when her dog dies she loses the plot. Her special piece of the natural world has gone forever. Is it too late to save the rest of it or are we all going down with our masters? This book is about eco-anxiety, climate change, how to be green, the sea, walking, seagulls, the internet, conspiracy theories, oil, writing books, a stupid love affair, grief, hope, allotments, real live people, their dead pets and the social imperative to reconnect with the laws of nature before it's too late. It's a call to conscious evolution! And it's funny.